hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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