but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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