remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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