What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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