tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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