he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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