Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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