shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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