There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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