I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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