we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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