Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You've changed since you got that strap on
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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