Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
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i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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