i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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