Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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