I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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