He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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