when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
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