hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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