he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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