ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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