You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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