We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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