is wine microwaveable?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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