Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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