what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Dick very happy bro
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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