Girls should come with a carfax report
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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