walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Fuck appropriateness.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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