spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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