office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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