I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
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