Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Dick very happy bro
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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