I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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