I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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