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  i dont know whats so great about being respectable.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall

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• (214): View more from Texas

  New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Am i fat?

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  Well i wouldnt let you on top

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.

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• (909): View more from California

  I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.

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  Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.

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