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• (406): View more from Montana

  Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.

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  You are so irish.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through

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