I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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