So drunk its hurt
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
