I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Panties = found
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
