Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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