My brain says no but my pants say off.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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