I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you win again, gameday.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
