Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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