How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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