omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.