Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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