i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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