I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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