Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Randomize
