i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
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after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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