it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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