ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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