Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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