My first STD was from a foam party
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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