i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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