its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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