I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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