I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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